|
Arbitrator (ar'-bi-tray-ter): |
A cook
that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. |
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Avoidable (uh-voy'-duh-buhl): |
What a
bullfighter tries to do. |
| Baloney
(buh-lo'-nee): |
Where some
hemlines fall. |
|
Bernadette (burn'-a-det): |
The act of
torching a mortgage. |
|
Burglarize (bur'-gler-ize): |
What a
crook sees with. |
| Control
(kon-trol'): |
A short,
ugly inmate. |
|
Counterfeiters (kown-ter-fit-ers): |
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. |
| Eclipse
(i-klips'): |
What an
English barber does for a living. |
|
Eyedropper (i'-drop-ur): |
A clumsy
ophthalmologist. |
| Heroes
(\hee'-rhos): |
What a guy
in a boat does. |
| Misty
(mis'-tee): |
How
golfers create divots. |
| Paradox
(par'-u-doks): |
Two
physicians. |
|
Parasites (par'-uh-sites): |
What you
see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. |
|
Pharmacist (farm'-uh-sist): |
A helper
on the farm. |
| Primate
(pri'-mat): |
Removing
your spouse from in front of the TV. |
| Relief
(ree-leef'): |
What trees
do in the spring. |
|
Rubberneck (rub'-er-nek): |
What you
do to relax your wife. |
|
Seamstress (seem'-stres): |
Describes 250 pounds in a size six. |
|
Selfish (sel'-fish): |
What the owner of a seafood store does. |
| Sudafed
(sood'-a-fed): |
Bringing
litigation against the government. |
